I can

look after a toddler/pre-schooler/whateverthehellheisnow. No problem. I can take care of a newborn. Easy-peasy. I can look after my fella. Imps. I can manage myself. I can cook. I can clean. I can home-educate. I can do a million-and-one things.












I just can't do them all at the same time!!











*Collapses in heap on the floor in pathetic exhaustion and confusion*