Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Quote of the Day

Boss: *In the bath, grabs his willy* Diss is my willy

Me: Yes, it is.

Boss: I pee out of my willy.

Me: Yes, you do, that's right.

Boss: *Sits up slightly and pats bottom* Diss is my bottom.

Me: Yes, it is.

Boss: I poo out of my bottom.

Me: Yes, that's right.

Boss: *Contorts face into one of utter confusion, yanks testicles almost up to his chin and splutters* Well, are THESE then????

7 Comments:

At 5:17 am, Blogger JD said...

You need to make sure you save all these little conversations from "The Boss" permanently. In 10-11 years from now, I have a feeling you're going to want to share these conversations with your son again (and perhaps his friends as well ;) ).

 
At 11:01 am, Anonymous minky said...

lol eewww :P So what did you say then?

 
At 12:25 pm, Blogger Qalballah said...

I am saving these conversations, but thought I'd publicly humiliate him with them here first.

Well, I just said, "Those are your testicles", and he said.... "Dese are my testimats"...

And now he calls them "rollomats"

*Shrugs*

 
At 12:26 pm, Blogger Qalballah said...

Hey Dunner *waves* - it's qalballah :)

 
At 10:12 pm, Anonymous minky said...

*thats* dunner? you serious?

 
At 5:06 am, Blogger JD said...

JD = Dunner, the one and only. ;) I'm very glad I found your blog, Qal. :) Are you still leading the good fight against the heretic, she who must not be named? :)

 
At 5:07 am, Blogger JD said...

BTW, I've been sharing some of these stories about your son with my wife. She loves them too. :)

 

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